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The Presidential Monarchy of New Te Awa

“God please save us.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Presidential Monarchy of New Te Awa is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 624 million Awans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Te Awan economy, worth 51.7 trillion Te Awa dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,888 Te Awa dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra Te Awa dollars Awans can get new driving records with their new cars, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Te Awa's national animal is the Maūi dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Te Awa is ranked 265,346th in the world and 4,453rd in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 11.94 Atheism Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,758thTop
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Most Influential: 4,364thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,920thNicest Citizens: 6,978thMost Pacifist: 7,786thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,068thBest Weather: 10,751stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,806thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,844thMost Inclusive: 12,929thHighest Food Quality: 13,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,234thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,642ndMost Cultured: 17,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,577thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,817thSafest: 26,975thHealthiest Citizens: 30,504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31,089th
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Nicest Citizens: 200th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Politically Free: 218th in the regionMost Pacifist: 235th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 256th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 270th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 290th in the regionBest Weather: 329th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 369th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 372nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 384th in the regionMost Inclusive: 387th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 414th in the regionMost Cultured: 427th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 442nd in the regionMost Influential: 453rd in the region

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