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The Federal Republic of New Stracjyen |
“Stracjyen über álles!”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Federal Republic of New Stracjyen is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 227 million Stracjyenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.
The thriving Stracjyenian economy, worth 19.7 trillion Moillas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 86,652 Moillas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Stracjyenian pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Stracjyen's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
New Stracjyen is ranked 91,677th in the world and 726th in Europe for Best Weather, with 105 Meters Of Sunlight.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
New Stracjyen, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Stracjyenian pirates.
- : Following new legislation in
New Stracjyen, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
- : Following new legislation in
New Stracjyen, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
- : Following new legislation in
New Stracjyen, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in
New Stracjyen, a Europe Tourist Association survey has rated New Stracjyen #1 for number twos.
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New Stracjyen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
New Stracjyen, Max Barry is this year's Miss New Stracjyen.
- : Following new legislation in
New Stracjyen, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
- : Following new legislation in
New Stracjyen, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in
New Stracjyen, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.