The Empire of New Spina Nitedold
“Unity, Discipline, Work”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Empire of New Spina Nitedold is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 899 million New Spina Nitedoldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spina nitoldia. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient New Spina Nitedoldian economy, worth 41.0 trillion florins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,641 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, criminals are thrown to the White tailed sea eagles to repay their debt to society, and Max Barry is this year's Miss New Spina Nitedold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Spina Nitedold's national animal is the White tailed sea eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Spina Nitedold was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : New Spina Nitedold was endorsed by The People's Republic of New Judaica.
- : New Spina Nitedold was endorsed by The Solar Empire of Kelvaros Prime.
- : New Spina Nitedold was endorsed by The Free Land of Pytong.
- : New Spina Nitedold was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
- : New Spina Nitedold was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : New Spina Nitedold was endorsed by The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : New Spina Nitedold was endorsed by The Republic of Bankowiata.
- : New Spina Nitedold was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : New Spina Nitedold was endorsed by The Imperial State of Great Robertia.
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