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The Empire of New Spina Nitedold

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of New Spina Nitedold is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 899 million New Spina Nitedoldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spina nitoldia. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient New Spina Nitedoldian economy, worth 41.0 trillion florins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,641 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, criminals are thrown to the White tailed sea eagles to repay their debt to society, and Max Barry is this year's Miss New Spina Nitedold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Spina Nitedold's national animal is the White tailed sea eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Spina Nitedold is ranked 2,985th in the world and 894th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 30,329 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,185thTop
Most Influential: 2,985thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,694thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 19,472ndNicest Citizens: 22,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,183rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 284th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 824th in the regionMost Influential: 894th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 940th in the region

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