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The Oligarchic Autocracy of New Sparta Ascendancy

“Leave the Past; Fight for the Future”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Oligarchic Autocracy of New Sparta Ascendancy is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Patriarch Devlin Saros with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.951 billion Spartans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parliamentary Dominion. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartan economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion Spartan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 248,696 Spartan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Sparta Ascendancy's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hellenism.

New Sparta Ascendancy is ranked 80,668th in the world and 161st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,132.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Armed: 1,710thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,382ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,473rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,531stHighest Average Incomes: 3,567thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,969thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,739thMost Influential: 4,766thLargest Black Market: 5,052ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,123rdMost Cultured: 5,430thMost Efficient Economies: 5,658thMost Developed: 6,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,262ndSmartest Citizens: 6,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,699thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,571stMost Inclusive: 10,151stLowest Crime Rates: 10,487thLargest Governments: 10,789thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,951stMost Secular: 11,345thRudest Citizens: 11,660thHighest Economic Output: 11,879thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,913thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,018thHealthiest Citizens: 14,248thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,952ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,999thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,554thLargest Mining Sector: 19,780thMost Stationary: 21,425th
Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 49 » Depackya, West Heisen, ShrewLlamaLand, The Destroyers of Christianity, Jocospor, The Dixie Confederate Union, The Yeetusa, Hunem, Medici Empire, Tertania, Panthera Order, Asukaz, Inferno Drake, Jefferson Club, The Very Dark Place, Feuraxia, Andoros, Exile Government of the RDFR, New England INC, Aerilithia, New Saxsony, Marthuania, The Nat Trote Kure, Vale Helsraetoni, East Turzikstan, Impits Menouss, Aargovia, Galamancia, Cape Canavral, Mousto Readia, Trivilin, Illuminant Bats, Anomalokaris, East Mordor, Sparkvernia, Demankphy, Fetra, Golden Impirial Utopia, Eternal Iron, Halletia, Zicona, Thorstonia, Complete and Utter Freedom, Verrich Ania, New Destrucion, Russian States of Eurasia, Systemic Corruption, Laffertty, and Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs.