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The Oligarchic Autocracy of New Sparta Ascendancy |
“Leave the Past; Fight for the Future”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Oligarchic Autocracy of New Sparta Ascendancy is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Patriarch Devlin Saros with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.951 billion Spartans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parliamentary Dominion. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Spartan economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion Spartan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 248,696 Spartan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
There have been reports of people marrying housepets, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Sparta Ascendancy's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hellenism.
New Sparta Ascendancy is ranked 80,668th in the world and 161st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,132.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New Sparta Ascendancy was endorsed by
The Colony of Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs.
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New Sparta Ascendancy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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New Sparta Ascendancy, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
- : Following new legislation in
New Sparta Ascendancy, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
- : Following new legislation in
New Sparta Ascendancy, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in
New Sparta Ascendancy, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
- : Following new legislation in
New Sparta Ascendancy, the tightness of border controls in New Sparta Ascendancy leave a little to be desired.
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New Sparta Ascendancy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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New Sparta Ascendancy was endorsed by
The Free Land of Laffertty.
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New Sparta Ascendancy was endorsed by
The Capitalist Consortium of Systemic Corruption.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 49 » Depackya,
West Heisen,
ShrewLlamaLand,
The Destroyers of Christianity,
Jocospor,
The Dixie Confederate Union,
The Yeetusa,
Hunem,
Medici Empire,
Tertania,
Panthera Order,
Asukaz,
Inferno Drake,
Jefferson Club,
The Very Dark Place,
Feuraxia,
Andoros,
Exile Government of the RDFR,
New England INC,
Aerilithia,
New Saxsony,
Marthuania,
The Nat Trote Kure,
Vale Helsraetoni,
East Turzikstan,
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Aargovia,
Galamancia,
Cape Canavral,
Mousto Readia,
Trivilin,
Illuminant Bats,
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East Mordor,
Sparkvernia,
Demankphy,
Fetra,
Golden Impirial Utopia,
Eternal Iron,
Halletia,
Zicona,
Thorstonia,
Complete and Utter Freedom,
Verrich Ania,
New Destrucion,
Russian States of Eurasia,
Systemic Corruption,
Laffertty, and
Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs.