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The Nationalist Empire of New South African

“God Suid-Afrika en die leër”

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The Nationalist Empire of New South African is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.639 billion South africans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johannesburg. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient South african economy, worth 879 trillion Rans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 241,709 Rans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I's window to draw attention to their issues, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New South African's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianisme.

New South African is ranked 3,987^th in the world and 4^th in First World Order for Most Developed, scoring 95.14 on the Human Development Index.

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