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The Socialist Republic of New Slovakastan

“A nation divided leaves its peoples vulnerable”

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The Socialist Republic of New Slovakastan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Orwell Wright with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.861 billion Slovakastanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domáci. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slovakastani economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion Septims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,284 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Slovakastan's national animal is the Coopers Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Slovakastan is ranked 592^nd in the world and 2^nd in Lands End for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.56 law-abiding acts per hour.

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