The Communist Empire of New Schaloubade
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|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: 2nd Foolian Empire
Regional Influence: Dominator
The Communist Empire of New Schaloubade is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 808 million Sas are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lawrencia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Sassy economy, worth 105 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,950 Yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 997,789 per year while the poor average 4,734, a ratio of 210 to 1.
Savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, cities in New Schaloubade declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Schaloubade's national animal is the 猫の女の子ライアン, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Schaloubade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : New Schaloubade's influence in 2nd Foolian Empire rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : New Schaloubade lost WA Delegate status in 2nd Foolian Empire.
- : New Schaloubade's influence in 2nd Foolian Empire rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : New Schaloubade's influence in 2nd Foolian Empire rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : New Schaloubade became WA Delegate of 2nd Foolian Empire.
- : New Schaloubade's influence in 2nd Foolian Empire rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : New Schaloubade voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
- : New Schaloubade voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
- : Following new legislation in New Schaloubade, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
Endorsements Received: None.