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The Sieged Imperium of New Rizuetharitedestomed

“That which does not kill me has made a tactical error”

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The Sieged Imperium of New Rizuetharitedestomed is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser unter den Alpen Raik Gräflin with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.113 billion New Rizuetharitedestomedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Festungsstadt Wiensräschen. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Rizuetharitedestomedian economy, worth a remarkable 3,672 trillion Swiss marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 363,170 Swiss marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, tourists call New Rizuetharitedestomedian beach towns "the fine coastline", and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Rizuetharitedestomed's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant personality cult.

New Rizuetharitedestomed is ranked 339,378^th in the world and 4,874^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 2.24 cheeks turned per day.

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