The Federal Republic of New Qafedemar
“Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Federal Republic of New Qafedemar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hui-chao Beifong with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.38 billion New Qafedemarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Qafedemarian economy, worth 287 trillion Republic Ruoroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,598 Republic Ruoroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, every workday begins with group therapy, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Qafedemar's national animal is the Unagi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Phejong.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Qafedemar was endorsed by The United Republic of Baltenlands.
- : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
- : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations.
- : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, Hui-chao Beifong makes and breaks shaky peace deals in 140 characters or less.
- : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
- : Following new legislation in New Qafedemar, politicians are forced to vote with their party leaders.
- : New Qafedemar voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
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