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The Federal Republic of New Qafedemar

“Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Federal Republic of New Qafedemar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hui-chao Beifong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.954 billion New Qafedemarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Qafedemarian economy, worth 215 trillion Republic Ruoroes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,099 Republic Ruoroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, agricultural employees work for peanuts, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", and public toilets are famed for their rear entries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Qafedemar's national animal is the Unagi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Phejong.

New Qafedemar is ranked 31,436th in the world and 1,026th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,149.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,997thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,398thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,779thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,157thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,956thMost Influential: 8,436thLargest Black Market: 9,800thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,013thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,816thLargest Retail Industry: 13,374thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,962ndMost Devout: 16,612thMost Pacifist: 18,166thMost Developed: 20,178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,012thMost Efficient Economies: 21,025th
Largest Insurance Industry: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 204th in the regionLargest Black Market: 313th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 323rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 442nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 486th in the regionMost Devout: 486th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 558th in the regionMost Developed: 588th in the regionMost Influential: 650th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 652nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 658th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 714th in the regionMost Pacifist: 719th in the region

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