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The Reino Imperialista Social of New osethia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Luiz Inacio Antonio da Silva with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.213 billion Osetianoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cidade de Ostótia. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong New osethian economy, worth 64.8 trillion Real Osetianoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,384 Real Osetianoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large sections of New osethia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, most pop videos prominently feature the New osethian flag, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New osethia's national animal is the Lions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New osethia is ranked 147,896^th in the world and 45^th in Portugal for Most Extreme, scoring 19.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.