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The Pale Shadow of New Old New New York

“☆ Setting the pace since 4 June 2004☆”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Philosophy 115

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Pale Shadow of New Old New New York is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Librarian with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 34.532 billion Readers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrtle Beach. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Reading economy, worth an astonishing 10,035 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 290,613 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Weekly Reader, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Old New New York's national animal is the Weekly Reader, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Old New New York is ranked 212,419th in the world and 245th in Philosophy 115 for Most Authoritarian, with 72.04 milliStalins.

Highest Crime Rates: 4thLargest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Armed: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 24thMost Cultured: 37thMost Efficient Economies: 105thSmartest Citizens: 205thMost Beautiful Environments: 231stMost Cheerful Citizens: 232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 334thHighest Economic Output: 410thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 437thHighest Disposable Incomes: 715thLargest Gambling Industry: 798thLargest Populations: 923rdRudest Citizens: 962ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,399thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,474thHighest Drug Use: 1,550thHighest Average Incomes: 2,180thLargest Retail Industry: 2,206thMost Devout: 2,214thTop
Most Politically Free: 2,288thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,345thLargest Black Market: 2,444thMost Influential: 2,818thBest Weather: 3,846thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,368thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,198thNudest: 8,615thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,280thTop
Largest Governments: 14,848thMost Stationary: 17,136th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the region

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