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The Free Market Federation of New Nordrlond

“Nationstates, Friendship, Moo”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region

Regional Influence: Squire


The Free Market Federation of New Nordrlond is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fylkir Haraldr Sigur­arson with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.612 billion Vikings live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jorvik. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Nordrlondian economy, worth 378 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 144,864 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,315,687 per year while the poor average 1,840, a ratio of 714 to 1.

Movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Nordrlond's national animal is the Cow Bat Leprechaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ┴satr˙.

New Nordrlond is ranked 28,126th in the world and 10th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,478.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 449thHighest Crime Rates: 1,102ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,198thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,345thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,487thRudest Citizens: 1,637thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,798thFattest Citizens: 2,224thMost Armed: 2,329thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,766thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,152ndMost Avoided: 3,535thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,884thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,506thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,416thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,046thLargest Mining Sector: 8,764thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,027thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,142ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,066thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,504thHighest Average Incomes: 15,388thMost Secular: 15,433rdHighest Drug Use: 16,546thMost Efficient Economies: 17,586thMost Pro-Market: 17,720thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,315thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,348th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the region

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