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The Very totally freean Puppet of New New Armenia

“We aren't the main show.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Empire

Regional Influence: Squire


The Very totally freean Puppet of New New Armenia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joe Puppet with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.593 billion New New Armenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Town. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New New Armenian economy, worth 325 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,729 GloryToOurNationCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New New Armenia's national animal is the Spotted Best Nation's Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.

New New Armenia is ranked 163,684th in the world and 5th in The Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 573.99 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,251stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,628thMost Authoritarian: 7,891stMost Patriotic: 8,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,164thLargest Black Market: 10,310thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,075thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,369thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,952ndMost Conservative: 13,067thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,941stMost Devout: 17,385thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,602nd

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