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The Very totally freean Puppet of New New Armenia

“We aren't the main show.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Murkton

Regional Influence: Diplomat

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The Very totally freean Puppet of New New Armenia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Joe Puppet with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6 billion New New Armenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Town. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New New Armenian economy, worth 696 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,124 GloryToOurNationCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New New Armenia's national animal is the Spotted Best Nation's Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.

New New Armenia is ranked 212,678th in the world and 9th in Murkton for Most Stationary, with 34.9743873386 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,166thMost Conservative: 3,272ndMost Authoritarian: 6,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,245thLargest Black Market: 8,735thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,805thMost Patriotic: 11,528thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,738thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,060thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,250thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,298thMost Devout: 24,460thLowest Crime Rates: 26,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,857thLargest Governments: 29,248th

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