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The United Socialist States of New Nathanland

“Be Like a Puppy and Take a Good Nap.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: KittyPuppy Alliance

Regional Influence: Superpower


The United Socialist States of New Nathanland is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 333 million Woofies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happy Puppy Palace. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Woofielander economy, worth 16.9 trillion Puppy Pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,893 Puppy Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', children are raised bilingual from an early age, young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over New Nathanland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Nathanland's national animal is the Puppy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Nathanland is ranked 14,176th in the world and 1st in KittyPuppy Alliance for Most Income Equality, scoring 86.2 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Income Equality: 14,176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,971stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,227thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,170thLowest Crime Rates: 23,874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,050thSafest: 26,294th

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Grandmadania and Deebeb.