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The This Is Probably Marzipan of New Montith

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The This Is Probably Marzipan of New Montith is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Marzipan with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, devout population of 3.733 billion New Montithians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solaren. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The powerhouse New Montithian economy, worth 293 trillion units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 78,711 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, homophobia is off the menu, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Montith's national animal is the Montith Marten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Montith is ranked 51,080^th in the world and 117^th in Wintreath for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 90.93 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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