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The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta

“Felix mendacium mendacio veritatem libertas seruitute”

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The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High Supreme General Hoszt Enisin with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.311 billion Makastians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deeka. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Makastiantin economy, worth a remarkable 3,080 trillion Delta eagles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 488,039 Delta eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

High Supreme General Hoszt Enisin's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Makasta's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

New Makasta is ranked 1,189^th in the world and 3^rd in The League for Fattest Citizens, with 56.88 Obesity Rate.

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