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The Blue Matriarchy of New Lapis Lazuli

“Why So Blue?”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The United Empires of Carson

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Blue Matriarchy of New Lapis Lazuli is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lapis Lazuli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.877 billion Lazulians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mask City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lazulian economy, worth 604 trillion Lupines a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,774 Lupines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, there's a bright dawn ahead for New Lapis Lazuli, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Lapis Lazuli's national animal is the Pumpkin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lapis Lazuli is ranked 177,015th in the world and 13th in The United Empires of Carson for Most Stationary, with 84.91191093412 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,324thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,561stMost Developed: 10,764thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,293rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,628thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,786thMost Secular: 11,910thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,220thBest Weather: 12,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,259thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,569thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,010thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,987thLowest Crime Rates: 15,888thMost Pacifist: 16,367thSmartest Citizens: 19,194thMost Efficient Economies: 21,636thLargest Governments: 22,465thHighest Food Quality: 26,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,505th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

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