Spotlight on:
The Free Republic of New Kinichikia |
“Forever Onward”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Technologica |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Free Republic of New Kinichikia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sulud Ozstag with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 20.694 billion Kinichikians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Äkim Ngalák. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Kinichikian economy, worth a remarkable 5,710 trillion KinDits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 275,946 KinDits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fate of the world literally rests on Sulud Ozstag's fingers, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kinichikia's national animal is the Bearded Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Virastel.
New Kinichikia is ranked 8,632nd in the world and 2nd in Technologica for Most Stationary, with 2,575.8102264804 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, the fate of the world literally rests on Sulud Ozstag's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, childhood friends of Sulud Ozstag are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, Kinichikian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Sulud Ozstag day after day.
- : Following new legislation in New Kinichikia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".