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The Eternal Empire of New Imperial Britannia |
“The Sun Never Sets”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Eternal Empire of New Imperial Britannia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by William II Lancaster with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.751 billion Imperial Britannians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient New Imperial Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 7,944 trillion British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 676,082 British Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,143,596 per year while the poor average 162,573, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.
Protestors are soaking piles of British Pounds in blood to make a point about government incomes, military spending is on the increase, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and jaywalking will put an end to a family tree. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Imperial Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
New Imperial Britannia is ranked 309,990th in the world and 297th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.48 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Imperial Britannia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : The Colony of VlaRiSsiA 2 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from New Imperial Britannia, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Imperial Britannia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Protectorate of East Maconian, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Imperial Britannia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Protectorate of Calavaria, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Imperial Britannia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Imperial Britannia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Imperial Britannia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Multiversal Federal Empire of MineLegotia and Equestria, curing 12 million infected.
- : New Imperial Britannia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Protectorate of Harmony-Hippogriffia, curing 14 million infected.
- : New Imperial Britannia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Royal Protectorate of MineLegotipony, curing 9 million infected.
- : New Imperial Britannia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Free Land of Anarcho Equestria, curing 6 million infected.