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The Eternal Empire of New Imperial Britannia

“The Sun Never Sets”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Eternal Empire of New Imperial Britannia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by William II Lancaster with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.751 billion Imperial Britannians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Imperial Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 7,944 trillion British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 676,082 British Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,143,596 per year while the poor average 162,573, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of British Pounds in blood to make a point about government incomes, military spending is on the increase, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and jaywalking will put an end to a family tree. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Imperial Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Imperial Britannia is ranked 309,990th in the world and 297th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.48 missed references per hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 121stHighest Average Incomes: 128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136thLargest Insurance Industry: 182ndMost Patriotic: 202ndMost Corrupt Governments: 308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 323rdLargest Black Market: 324thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 354thMost Efficient Economies: 461stMost Secular: 464thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 511thMost Armed: 537thLargest Mining Sector: 540thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 540thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 673rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 686thMost Subsidized Industry: 708thFattest Citizens: 811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,000thLargest Governments: 1,022ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,142ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,162ndMost Avoided: 1,230thHighest Economic Output: 1,497thSmartest Citizens: 1,534thLowest Crime Rates: 1,593rdRudest Citizens: 2,056thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,040thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,126thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,941stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,772ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,944thMost Conservative: 6,781stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,032ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,172ndTop
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Most Cultured: 19,956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,212thMost Authoritarian: 26,157th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the region

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