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The Turanic Juche Republic of New Hudazendkia

“A nation's independence is measured in it's imports”

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The Turanic Juche Republic of New Hudazendkia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kim Il-Khan with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.978 billion New Hudazendkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nchuzhurz. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Hudazendkian economy, worth 899 trillion Massis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 150,401 Massis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Kim Il-Khan to be highly-advanced toilet factories, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hudazendkia's national animal is the Bonedog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Hudazendkia is ranked 5,522^nd in the world and 294^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 123.1 quips per hour.

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