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The United Nations of New Giggles Town

“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The United Nations of New Giggles Town is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rawb with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.189 billion New Giggles Townians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Final Talon. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Giggles Townian economy, worth 909 trillion Gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 126,524 Gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, New Giggles Townians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Giggles Town's national animal is the Kolbold, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

New Giggles Town is ranked 266,723rd in the world and 9,130th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 12.1307561252 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,559thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,682ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,617thBest Weather: 2,785thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,683rdMost Pacifist: 3,814thNicest Citizens: 3,948thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,781stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,785thNudest: 5,154thHighest Food Quality: 5,804thMost Cultured: 5,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,367thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,602ndMost Inclusive: 7,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,815thMost Developed: 9,529thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,585thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,074thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,908thSmartest Citizens: 11,433rdLargest Governments: 11,557thHealthiest Citizens: 11,805thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,309thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,136thMost Secular: 15,204thSafest: 16,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,779thLowest Crime Rates: 18,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,700thLeast Corrupt Governments: 23,587th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 120th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionNicest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Pacifist: 191st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 212th in the regionNudest: 227th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 238th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 278th in the regionMost Cultured: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 311th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 348th in the regionMost Inclusive: 363rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 375th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 457th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 515th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 561st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 579th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 658th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 663rd in the regionLargest Governments: 690th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 700th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 712th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 878th in the regionMost Secular: 913th in the regionSafest: 925th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,052nd in the region

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