Spotlight on:
The Socialist Republic of New Europe Union |
“Unity in diversity”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: The Communist Bloc |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Socialist Republic of New Europe Union is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary Rosa Notluxe with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.736 billion Europeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New East Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Arbeitums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,105 Arbeitums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of European Embarrassments, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Europe Union's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
New Europe Union is ranked 148,501st in the world and 539th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 168.5490935174 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Europe Union, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in New Europe Union, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
- : Following new legislation in New Europe Union, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : New Europe Union was endorsed by The United Socialist States of UNIOS.
- : New Europe Union voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : New Europe Union was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : New Europe Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : New Europe Union voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in New Europe Union, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of European Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in New Europe Union, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Verenzia, Democratic Republic of Acember, Mikustania, Brauengen, Pridneprovye, The Dutch Proletariat, Libisia, Valoptia, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, North Goiky, and UNIOS.