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The Socialist Republic of New Europe Union

“Unity in diversity”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Socialist Republic of New Europe Union is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Secretary Rosa Notluxe with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.736 billion Europeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New East Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Arbeitums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,105 Arbeitums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of European Embarrassments, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Europe Union's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Europe Union is ranked 148,501st in the world and 539th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 168.5490935174 days.

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Best Weather: 2,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,786thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,042ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,166thMost Pacifist: 3,246thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,356thNicest Citizens: 3,544thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,564thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,787thMost Inclusive: 3,799thSafest: 3,878thHealthiest Citizens: 4,002ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,007thHighest Food Quality: 4,269thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,307thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,544thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,762ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,298thMost Developed: 5,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,255thMost Cultured: 6,932ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,083rdLargest Governments: 7,729thSmartest Citizens: 8,181stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,421stLowest Crime Rates: 9,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,370thMost Influential: 12,437thMost Income Equality: 14,157thTop
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Most Secular: 16,333rdHighest Economic Output: 16,344thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,499thHighest Average Incomes: 27,591st
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Best Weather: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 98th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 102nd in the regionSafest: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Cultured: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 127th in the regionNicest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 132nd in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 17 » Verenzia, Democratic Republic of Acember, Mikustania, Brauengen, Pridneprovye, The Dutch Proletariat, Libisia, Valoptia, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, North Goiky, and UNIOS.