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The Colonial Republic of New Dornalia |
“When Good Men Do Nothing, Bad Men Win.”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Grand Alliance |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Colonial Republic of New Dornalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nadine Huntleigh-MacIntyre with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 37.491 billion Dornalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Dornalian economy, worth an astonishing 11,271 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 300,633 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, meat-eating is frowned upon, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is totally unknown. New Dornalia's national animal is the bacon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abrahamic Monotheism.
New Dornalia is ranked 2,548th in the world and 2nd in Grand Alliance for Healthiest Citizens, with 25.59 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New Dornalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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New Dornalia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
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New Dornalia, meat-eating is frowned upon.
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New Dornalia, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
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New Dornalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
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New Dornalia, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
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New Dornalia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
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New Dornalia, Los Angeles's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
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New Dornalia, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Nadine Huntleigh-MacIntyre's new moniker.
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New Dornalia, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » CoreWorlds.