Spotlight on:
The Community of New Cross SE14 |
“Same number same hood, and it's still all good”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Lewisham Library |
Regional Influence: Instigator |
The Community of New Cross SE14 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cockney Pearly King with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.631 billion Hatcham descendants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Five Bells. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Newcrossed economy, worth 381 trillion chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,591 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in New Cross SE14. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Cross SE14's national animal is the black fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All Saints Church.
New Cross SE14 is ranked 78,522nd in the world and 1st in Lewisham Library for Most Stationary, with 616.5682165072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Cross SE14, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in New Cross SE14.
- : New Cross SE14's influence in Lewisham Library fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : New Cross SE14 published "Lewisham's Embassy Policy" (Bulletin: Policy).
- : Following new legislation in New Cross SE14, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
- : Following new legislation in New Cross SE14, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in New Cross SE14, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in New Cross SE14, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
- : The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CLXXVI appointed New Cross SE14 as Head Librarian with authority over Appearance, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Lewisham Library.
- : New Cross SE14's influence in Lewisham Library fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : The United Kingdom of Thelmor Islands dismissed New Cross SE14 as Head Librarian of Lewisham Library.