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The Republic of New Covina

“If Kastle likes, Kastle buys”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: A Kitten Loving Fudge Based Democracy

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Republic of New Covina is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Kastle with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.864 billion New Covinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Covinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion Kastle's Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 143,152 Kastle's Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, Supreme Leader Kastle's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, and young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Covina's national animal is the Utopiary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

New Covina is ranked 73,196th in the world and 1st in A Kitten Loving Fudge Based Democracy for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 188,029 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,582ndMost Secular: 4,696thLargest Black Market: 6,930thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,245thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,626thLowest Crime Rates: 9,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,428thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,611thHighest Economic Output: 10,456thMost Stationary: 10,716thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,915thMost Developed: 12,002ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,599thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,652ndMost Patriotic: 15,938thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,265thLargest Governments: 16,358thSmartest Citizens: 16,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,096thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,311thMost Efficient Economies: 22,508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 23,541stLargest Populations: 24,357thMost Inclusive: 25,095thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,583rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,010thMost Average: 26,375th

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