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The Free Expanse of New Conwayland

“Greatness, at any cost”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Equiterra

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Free Expanse of New Conwayland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Harbinger with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.913 billion New Conwaylandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sodorrah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Conwaylandian economy, worth 657 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 168,005 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Conwayland's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Conwayland is ranked 159,439th in the world and 33rd in Equiterra for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,020.59 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 933rdHighest Crime Rates: 979thMost Armed: 1,147thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,786thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,039thFattest Citizens: 2,456thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,620thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,062ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,194thLargest Retail Industry: 4,906thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,906thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,642ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,465thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,006thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 18,330thHighest Average Incomes: 18,441stMost Secular: 19,405thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,994thSmartest Citizens: 22,438thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,602ndLargest Black Market: 29,109thMost Patriotic: 33,096th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the region

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