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The Merchant Emirate of New Caitarea


Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Merchant Emirate of New Caitarea is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.104 billion New Caitari are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of QŠterinsburg. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caitarean economy, worth a remarkable 3,646 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 513,292 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Caitarea's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

New Caitarea is ranked 2,095th in the world and 51st in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 180,177.14 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 90thLargest Retail Industry: 160thMost Subsidized Industry: 173rdHighest Average Incomes: 268thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 400thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 446thMost Cheerful Citizens: 519thMost Devout: 561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 588thSmartest Citizens: 651stMost Cultured: 664thLargest Publishing Industry: 712thLargest Governments: 721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 861stMost Inclusive: 951stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,127thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,128thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,175thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,336thLargest Black Market: 1,629thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,966thMost Developed: 2,016thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,095thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,512thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,808thHighest Economic Output: 3,174thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,729thLowest Crime Rates: 3,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,299thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,411thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,917thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,779thNicest Citizens: 7,842ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,262ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,558thLargest Mining Sector: 12,123rdMost Stationary: 14,443rdMost Influential: 16,820thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,366th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Developed: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 77th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 119th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 122nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 151st in the regionMost Stationary: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 236th in the regionNicest Citizens: 248th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 249th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 284th in the regionLargest Populations: 301st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 313th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 338th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 524th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 561st in the regionMost Influential: 789th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 883rd in the region

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