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The Merchant Emirate of New Caitarea

“Prosperity, Industry, Glory”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Merchant Emirate of New Caitarea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.691 billion New Caitari are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qæterinsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caitarean economy, worth a remarkable 8,002 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 544,738 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, new urban roads are threatening city parks, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, and Leader's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Caitarea's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

New Caitarea is ranked 167,633rd in the world and 3,281st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 107.7641324198 days.

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Most Efficient Economies: 46thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 235thMost Subsidized Industry: 238thLargest Retail Industry: 273rdHighest Average Incomes: 303rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 310thMost Cheerful Citizens: 349thSmartest Citizens: 446thMost Devout: 528thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 540thMost Cultured: 561stLargest Governments: 602ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 737thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 834thLargest Publishing Industry: 839thHighest Food Quality: 897thMost Inclusive: 979thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,217thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,339thHighest Economic Output: 1,393rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,626thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,999thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,050thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,123rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,131stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,144thMost Patriotic: 2,189thMost Developed: 2,287thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,126thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,319thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,388thNicest Citizens: 3,816thLargest Black Market: 3,863rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,260thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,330thRudest Citizens: 5,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,373rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,455thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,216thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,352ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,592ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 20,375thLargest Populations: 27,331st
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 77th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 133rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 144th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 164th in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 171st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 228th in the regionRudest Citizens: 248th in the regionLargest Black Market: 255th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 299th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 447th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 522nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 540th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 630th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 718th in the regionMost Politically Free: 722nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 724th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 740th in the regionLargest Populations: 831st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 841st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 883rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,017th in the region

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