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The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.206 billion New Briantownians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 3,135 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 340,626 Briantown bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across New Briantown, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.

New Briantown is ranked 29,428th in the world and 909th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,783.22 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 252ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278thMost Inclusive: 374thMost Influential: 446thLargest Publishing Industry: 543rdSmartest Citizens: 628thMost Valuable International Artwork: 676thHighest Poor Incomes: 779thRudest Citizens: 849thMost Compassionate Citizens: 908thMost Cultured: 909thHighest Disposable Incomes: 931stNicest Citizens: 953rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,364thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,416thMost Pacifist: 1,666thMost Developed: 1,667thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,854thMost Efficient Economies: 1,964thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,036thHealthiest Citizens: 2,072ndMost Secular: 2,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,340thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,193rdHighest Economic Output: 4,401stLargest Black Market: 4,850thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,347thLargest Governments: 7,512thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,855thBest Weather: 11,724thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,437thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,634thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,247thMost Stationary: 21,447th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Pacifist: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Secular: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 75th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 84th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 157th in the regionLargest Black Market: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 205th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 308th in the regionLargest Populations: 346th in the regionBest Weather: 373rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 382nd in the regionMost Stationary: 404th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 428th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 531st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 620th in the region

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