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The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.274 billion New Briantownians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 2,622 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 316,905 Briantown bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Brian's bedroom, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.

New Briantown is ranked 16,381st in the world and 556th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,216.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 298thMost Influential: 350thMost Inclusive: 392ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 619thLargest Publishing Industry: 628thSmartest Citizens: 747thMost Valuable International Artwork: 833rdMost Cultured: 997thRudest Citizens: 998thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,041stLargest Retail Industry: 1,099thNicest Citizens: 1,122ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,604thHighest Average Incomes: 1,668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,740thMost Developed: 1,912thMost Pacifist: 1,938thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,228thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,266thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,344thHealthiest Citizens: 2,463rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,112thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,221stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,638thMost Secular: 3,660thHighest Economic Output: 5,315thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,902ndLargest Black Market: 7,571stTop
Largest Governments: 12,156thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,381stBest Weather: 20,136th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 104th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 130th in the regionMost Secular: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 166th in the regionLargest Black Market: 234th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 262nd in the regionLargest Governments: 334th in the regionLargest Populations: 355th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 458th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 556th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 575th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 701st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 703rd in the regionBest Weather: 736th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 769th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 779th in the region

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