The Kingdom of New-El
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Kingdom of New-El is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imelda Ward with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.959 billion Eltens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titania. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse New-Elian economy, worth 269 trillion Elts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,179 Elts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in New-El, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New-El's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New-El was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : New-El was endorsed by The Republic of Iukatia.
- : New-El was endorsed by The Liberated State of Salvo Republic.
- : New-El was endorsed by The Federation of Socialist Industrial Council Republics.
- : New-El was endorsed by The Federated Empire of New-Ferytland.
- : Following new legislation in New-El, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in New-El, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : New-El was endorsed by The Empire of New Soges.
- : New-El was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in New-El, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
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