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The Kingdom of New-El


Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Kingdom of New-El is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imelda Ward with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.959 billion Eltens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titania. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New-Elian economy, worth 269 trillion Elts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,179 Elts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in New-El, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New-El's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New-El is ranked 159,906th in the world and 6,993rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 118.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,753rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,969thMost Influential: 5,389thMost Pacifist: 7,256thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,860thBest Weather: 9,740thSafest: 9,969thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,017thMost Inclusive: 11,151stNicest Citizens: 11,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,774thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,579thTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,273rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,650thSmartest Citizens: 16,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,307thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,378thMost Income Equality: 19,598thMost Cultured: 23,539thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,341st
Least Corrupt Governments: 259th in the regionNudest: 433rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 435th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 470th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 502nd in the regionBest Weather: 525th in the regionSafest: 557th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 597th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 617th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 618th in the regionMost Inclusive: 652nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 653rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 663rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 701st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 764th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 791st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 821st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 885th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 892nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 918th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 935th in the regionMost Income Equality: 945th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 951st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 957th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,026th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,028th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,051st in the regionMost Influential: 1,073rd in the regionMost Cultured: 1,128th in the region

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