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The Commonwealth of Never was New England

“God saved us from the Queen”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Commonwealth of Never was New England is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Goodman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.833 billion Never was New Englandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Never was New Englandian economy, worth 150 trillion Quans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,347 Quans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown. Never was New England's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None or Atheism.

Never was New England is ranked 19,360th in the world and 631st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,419.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 659thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,285thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,812thNicest Citizens: 5,897thMost Secular: 5,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,331stMost Pacifist: 6,690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,079thMost Inclusive: 9,516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,958thBest Weather: 10,792ndTop
Most Influential: 12,599thMost Cultured: 12,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,769thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,941stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,679thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,081stHealthiest Citizens: 17,193rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,394thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,360thSafest: 22,374thSmartest Citizens: 22,391st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 154th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 182nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Secular: 212th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 237th in the regionMost Pacifist: 242nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 282nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 337th in the regionBest Weather: 345th in the regionMost Cultured: 364th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 367th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 395th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 433rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 489th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 526th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 533rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 536th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 631st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 689th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 749th in the regionSafest: 779th in the regionMost Influential: 812th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 819th in the regionMost Developed: 824th in the region

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