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The Terrible Swift Sword of Neuordnung

“Skin on skin, let the love begin.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Tripartite Pact

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Terrible Swift Sword of Neuordnung is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.641 billion Neuordnungians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Neuordnungian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,225 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, citizens must pay to enjoy Neuordnung's pristine beaches, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuordnung's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neuordnung is ranked 5,383rd in the world and 1st in Tripartite Pact for Most Stationary, with 3,127.7063316 days.

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Most Stationary: 5,383rdBest Weather: 14,621stTop
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Largest Populations: 18,581stLargest Black Market: 19,917thHighest Economic Output: 20,790thHealthiest Citizens: 24,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,772ndMost Patriotic: 28,969th

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