Spotlight on:

The Crown Plutocracy of Neuewland

“Xiimt opisja ridit nixani”

Overview • Factbook • Dispatches • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Crown Plutocracy of Neuewland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Schmidt Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.796 billion Neuew are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuhamlet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuew economy, worth a remarkable 3,532 trillion Gram Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 401,637 Gram Platinums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,914,696 per year while the poor average 49,510, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind, and bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuewland's national animal is the Neuew Ground Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sjaanism.

Neuewland is ranked 34,117^th in the world and 33^rd in Anteria for Fattest Citizens, with 14.14 Obesity Rate.

Top
1%Top
5%Top
10%Top
1%Top
5%Top
10%