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The Crown Plutocracy of Neuewland

“Xiimt opisja ridit nixani”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Anteria

Regional Influence: Squire


The Crown Plutocracy of Neuewland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Schmidt Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.796 billion Neuew are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuhamlet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuew economy, worth a remarkable 3,532 trillion Gram Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 401,637 Gram Platinums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,914,696 per year while the poor average 49,510, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind, and bored sailors desperately hope that someone will shoot at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuewland's national animal is the Neuew Ground Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sjaanism.

Neuewland is ranked 34,117th in the world and 33rd in Anteria for Fattest Citizens, with 14.14 Obesity Rate.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 663rdMost Efficient Economies: 724thMost Corrupt Governments: 726thHighest Average Incomes: 775thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 786thLargest Black Market: 871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 874thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 891stLargest Retail Industry: 949thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,234thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,301stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,568thLargest Mining Sector: 1,578thMost Armed: 1,748thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,834thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,846thTop
Most Avoided: 2,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,005thRudest Citizens: 3,115thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,395thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,536thHighest Economic Output: 3,735thSmartest Citizens: 3,909thLargest Governments: 4,033rdMost Developed: 4,051stLowest Crime Rates: 4,659thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,795thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,855thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,513thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,304thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,531stMost Influential: 9,354thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,068thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,334thTop
Most Stationary: 12,763rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,828thMost Cultured: 13,327thMost Secular: 15,617thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,788thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,929th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the region

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