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The Crown Plutocracy of Neuewland

“Xiimt opisja ridit nixani”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Anteria

Regional Influence: Squire


The Crown Plutocracy of Neuewland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Schmidt Johnson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.109 billion Neuews are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuhamlet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuew economy, worth a remarkable 3,219 trillion Gram Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 397,053 Gram Platinums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,938,894 per year while the poor average 46,750, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

Public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuewland's national animal is the Neuew Ground Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oceanism.

Neuewland is ranked 29,103rd in the world and 76th in Anteria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,439.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 548thMost Subsidized Industry: 662ndMost Efficient Economies: 717thMost Corrupt Governments: 722ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 785thHighest Average Incomes: 796thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 853rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 876thLargest Black Market: 910thLargest Retail Industry: 942ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 985thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,189thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,423rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,608thMost Armed: 1,692ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,826thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,868thTop
Most Avoided: 2,530thRudest Citizens: 2,899thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,971stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,529thSmartest Citizens: 3,791stMost Developed: 3,950thLargest Governments: 4,011thHighest Economic Output: 4,118thLowest Crime Rates: 4,483rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,735thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,132ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,356thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,803rdMost Influential: 9,417thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,396thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,229thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,706thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,601stMost Stationary: 13,384thMost Cultured: 13,521stMost Secular: 15,287thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,517thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,460thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,883rd
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the region

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