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The Colony of Neues Ostpreussen

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The Colony of Neues Ostpreussen is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 316 million Preußin are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Preußisch economy, worth 20.5 trillion goldmarks a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,015 goldmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neues Ostpreussen's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neues Ostpreussen is ranked 60,313^th in the world and 1^st in Mikhail Suslov for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.74 bananas ingested per day.

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