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The Federal Republic of Neuchateau

“Serenitatem erga omnes”

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The Federal Republic of Neuchateau is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ulrich XIX Sigiboldide with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.522 billion Neocastlians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hauterive. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Neocastlian economy, worth 377 trillion Kreuzers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,781 Kreuzers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and tourists visit Neuchateau to mass-moon Neocastlian politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuchateau's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neuchateau is ranked 3,177^th in the world and 60^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,773.35 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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