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The Free People of Neonlake

“Write Once Read Many”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Free People of Neonlake is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Argle the Usurper with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.465 billion Neonites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NeonCloud. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Neon economy, worth 415 trillion Floppy Disks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 49,043 Floppy Disks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, Argle the Usurper's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and trespassers entering Argle the Usurper's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neonlake's national animal is the glow-crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the 5 Spheres.

Neonlake is ranked 143,166th in the world and 2,447th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 190.0958505608 days.

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Safest: 11,218thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,588thMost Influential: 13,738thMost Pacifist: 14,763rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,335thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,408thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,435thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,345thHighest Food Quality: 25,329thMost Cultured: 25,784thMost Secular: 28,617thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,635thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,247thMost Inclusive: 29,429thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,713th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 452nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 531st in the regionSafest: 536th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 576th in the regionMost Pacifist: 630th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 692nd in the region

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