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The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia

“Staaaaay Fresh Off The Hook! Chaos Within Order!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The Vincence Empire

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.326 billion Inklings and Octarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth 200 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 151,112 super sea snails, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 798,535 per year while the poor average 15,186, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 194,069th in the world and 85th in The Vincence Empire for Most Extreme, scoring 9.52 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Rudest Citizens: 2,115thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,789thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,870thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,517thLargest Retail Industry: 5,087thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,205thMost Armed: 7,858thNudest: 7,911thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,428thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,881stMost Devout: 11,649thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,356thHighest Average Incomes: 13,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,967thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,632ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,707thMost Avoided: 17,224thMost Inclusive: 18,009thLargest Black Market: 20,010thHighest Drug Use: 20,055thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,253rdMost Cultured: 22,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,859th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Nudest: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the region

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