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The Commonwealth of Neo Neo Paris

“Let's try this again...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Mariner Trench

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Commonwealth of Neo Neo Paris is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 4.758 billion Neo Neo Parisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Neo Neo Parisian economy, worth 120 trillion labour vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Soda Sales. Average income is 25,361 labour vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Neo Paris's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Neo Paris is ranked 99,359th in the world and 37th in Mariner Trench for Highest Economic Output, with 120 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 12,328thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,234thBest Weather: 14,829thMost Income Equality: 16,024thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,994thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,382ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,668thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,907thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,696th

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Calamari Lands.