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The Formerly Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia

“Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Location: Enadia

Regional Influence: Squire


The Formerly Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 29.363 billion Neo Kervoskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Kervoskia City. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Neo Kervoskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion kersvos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,334 kersvos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has quashed a recent coup attempt, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kervoskia's national animal is the oppressor monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Neo Kervoskia is ranked 51,455th in the world and 13th in Enadia for Fattest Citizens, with 12.73 Obesity Rate.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,469thLargest Populations: 2,651stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,142ndBest Weather: 5,325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,582ndLargest Black Market: 10,444thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,561stTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,094thMost Influential: 15,647thMost Cultured: 16,341stLargest Welfare Programs: 16,385thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,072ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,788thHighest Drug Use: 19,754th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The Federal Government of Iowa, Lanurstia, New Akrotiri, Illiricium, and Pessimist Isle.