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The Kingdom of Neo Jewsalem

“Live Free and Die Hard Harder Hardest”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Kingdom of Neo Jewsalem is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bibi Eightanyahu with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.366 billion Neo Jewsalemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siggisberg. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Jewsalemian economy, worth 378 trillion Bit-Shekels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,158 Bit-Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Neo Jewsalem's national animal is the Kippah-Wearing T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lootboxism.

Neo Jewsalem is ranked 232,811th in the world and 305th in Capitalist Paradise for Fattest Citizens, with 5.36 Obesity Rate.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,620thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,336thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,677thLargest Retail Industry: 3,989thMost Pacifist: 4,130thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,725thSafest: 4,915thHealthiest Citizens: 5,846thRudest Citizens: 5,871stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,166thBest Weather: 7,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,454thNicest Citizens: 7,883rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,907thMost Influential: 8,169thMost Inclusive: 8,560thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,762ndMost Developed: 10,015thSmartest Citizens: 10,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,001stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,465thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,352ndMost Secular: 15,909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,004thLowest Crime Rates: 19,326thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,393rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,679thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,010thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,570thMost Cultured: 22,449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,460th
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 14 » Octal, Republica JIM, Sheepcote, Snorlaxia, UNDelegate, Arbonium, Kaputer, Luciferio, Otoro, Zenzibar, Egoistic Markets, The Republic Of Akanalid, Darren j, and Bel Cairo.