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The Kingdom of Neo Jewsalem

“Live Free and Die Hard Harder Hardest”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Kingdom of Neo Jewsalem is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bibi Eightanyahu with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.93 billion Neo Jewsalemians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siggisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Jewsalemian economy, worth 286 trillion Bit-Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,437 Bit-Shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 463,317 per year while the poor average 36,514, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, Neo Jewsalem's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neo Jewsalem's national animal is the Kippah-Wearing T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lootboxism.

Neo Jewsalem is ranked 3,694th in the world and 6th in Capitalist Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.52 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,488thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,110thMost Pacifist: 4,680thSafest: 5,626thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,634thLargest Retail Industry: 6,192ndRudest Citizens: 6,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,485thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,957thHealthiest Citizens: 8,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,503rdNicest Citizens: 9,107thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,192ndMost Inclusive: 10,193rdBest Weather: 10,496thMost Influential: 10,543rdTop
Most Developed: 12,299thSmartest Citizens: 12,567thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,142ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,594thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,805thHighest Average Incomes: 14,475thMost Efficient Economies: 14,748thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,805thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,388thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,199th
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 15 » Octal, Republica JIM, Sheepcote, Snorlaxia, UNDelegate, Arbonium, Kaputer, Luciferio, Otoro, Zenzibar, Egoistic Markets, Kaljutistan, Christopolous, The Republic Of Akanalid, and Darren j.