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The Best Girl of Neo331 |
“Twirling Toward Freedom”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Alliance of Supreme Powers |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Best Girl of Neo331 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.013 billion Neo331ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Neo331ian economy, worth 572 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,160 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo331's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Neo331 is ranked 52,138th in the world and 156th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.58 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neo331, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Neo331, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Neo331, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : Following new legislation in Neo331, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Neo331, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
- : Neo331 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Neo331, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
- : Following new legislation in Neo331, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Neo331, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
- : Following new legislation in Neo331, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.