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The Best Girl of Neo278

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

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The Best Girl of Neo278 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.975 billion Neo278ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Neo278ian economy, worth 497 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,215 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo278's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neo278 is ranked 160,386^th in the world and 1,573^rd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.11 law-abiding acts per hour.

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