Spotlight on:
The Best girl of Neo26 |
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Makastan Puppet Swarm |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Best girl of Neo26 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.093 billion Neo26ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Neo26ian economy, worth 644 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,726 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo26's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Neo26 is ranked 85,126th in the world and 1st in Makastan Puppet Swarm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.84 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neo26, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Neo26, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
- : Following new legislation in Neo26, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Neo26, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
- : Following new legislation in Neo26, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Neo26 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Neo26 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Neo26 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Neo26, Neo26ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
- : Following new legislation in Neo26, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay.