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The Best girl of Neo183 |
“We Will Endure”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Alliance of Supreme Powers |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Best girl of Neo183 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.363 billion Neo183ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Neo183ian economy, worth 787 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,921 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,142 per year while the poor average 26,715, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.
New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, and witches' brews set off Geiger counters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo183's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Neo183 is ranked 312,048th in the world and 8,752nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Nudest, with 5.25 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neo183, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Following new legislation in Neo183, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
- : Following new legislation in Neo183, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Neo183, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in Neo183, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Neo183 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Neo183, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Following new legislation in Neo183, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Following new legislation in Neo183, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
- : Following new legislation in Neo183, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".