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The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III

“We're crab people now?”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Nudist Dreamland

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Beverly Crusher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.906 billion Nelvanans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wild Willow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nelvanan economy, worth a remarkable 5,694 trillion Jay's barbecue potato chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,990 Jay's barbecue potato chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Nelvana III, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Jay's barbecue potato chip treacle machine, and large sections of Nelvana III have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there. Crime is totally unknown. Nelvana III's national animal is the Poliwag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nelvana III is ranked 85,029th in the world and 11th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,861.57 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Inclusive: 14thMost Secular: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Pacifist: 50thNicest Citizens: 62ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 69thMost Developed: 81stLongest Average Lifespans: 97thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101stHealthiest Citizens: 105thLargest Welfare Programs: 105thMost Beautiful Environments: 112thMost Cultured: 132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 137thSmartest Citizens: 149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 183rdBest Weather: 185thLargest Governments: 194thMost Rebellious Youth: 195thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 198thSafest: 207thHighest Poor Incomes: 219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 246thMost Efficient Economies: 277thMost Cheerful Citizens: 395thLargest Information Technology Sector: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 604thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 645thMost Subsidized Industry: 750thMost Scientifically Advanced: 970thHighest Average Incomes: 1,188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,293rdHighest Economic Output: 1,662ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,218thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,731stMost Income Equality: 6,825thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,568thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,351stMost Stationary: 13,574thLargest Populations: 14,964thMost Influential: 15,779th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the region

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