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The Principles of Neim

“Why CAN'T I have it all?”

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The Principles of Neim is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steev Kafka with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.889 billion Neimans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nervaya Alta. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neimish economy, worth 384 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,230 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neim's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Principles.

Neim is ranked 2,435^th in the world and 1^st in Denicia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,945.89 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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