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The Commune of NDFFF

“Strength Through Compliance”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Union of Religious Nations

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Commune of NDFFF is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.698 billion NDFFFians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped NDFFFian economy, worth 269 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,772 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NDFFF's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

NDFFF is ranked 208,525th in the world and 10th in The Union of Religious Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Income Equality: 10,343rdTop
Most Stationary: 12,940thMost Authoritarian: 13,665thLargest Black Market: 14,083rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,840thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,167thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,060th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

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