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The Plantation of Naughty Slave Girls

“If all else fails, give her the whip”

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The Plantation of Naughty Slave Girls is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Master Lee with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 39.792 billion Naughty Slave Girl Owners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Obedience. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Naughty Slave Girl Owner economy, worth an astonishing 13,684 trillion welts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,904 welts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, school uniforms are compulsory, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Naughty Slave Girls's national animal is the wooden pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Glazed Jelly Donut.

Naughty Slave Girls is ranked 608^th in the world and 1^st in The Slave Guilds for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 24,413.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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