The Kingdom of NationalPizza
“Shut up and eat our pizzas”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Kingdom of NationalPizza is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.844 billion NationalPizzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safe and Sound. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient NationalPizzan economy, worth 261 trillion PizzaCoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,788 PizzaCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to NationalPizzan politicians, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and gay men commonly complain about their time of the month. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NationalPizza's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NationalPizza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : NationalPizza endorsed The Eternal Land of Loutsland.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to NationalPizzan politicians.
- : NationalPizza endorsed The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, the Hawk is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
- : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : NationalPizza was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
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