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The Nya-tionalist Nya-thUwUmbria of Nationalist Northumbria

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Thneedville

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Nya-tionalist Nya-thUwUmbria of Nationalist Northumbria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Alvin Ashleigh with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.641 billion Nationalist Northumbrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamburgh. The average income tax rate is 40.8%.

The Nationalist Northumbrian economy, worth 268 trillion Northumbrian pennies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 73,613 Northumbrian pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters, the government has returned all business to private ownership, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and military training in Nationalist Northumbria emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Northumbria's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Northumbrian Christianity.

Nationalist Northumbria is ranked 18,571st in the world and 1st in Thneedville for Fattest Citizens, with 15.82 Obesity Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,190thMost Patriotic: 8,689thMost Conservative: 12,581stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,586thMost Authoritarian: 15,027thLargest Black Market: 15,099thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,309thMost Devout: 18,536thFattest Citizens: 18,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,313th

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