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The Peoples Socialist Republic of Nationalist Chickens

“Cluck, Cluck, Squack. I dont like reading.”

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The Peoples Socialist Republic of Nationalist Chickens is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 503 million Chickens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Chicken Coop. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The thriving Chicken economy, worth 42.1 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,699 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Chickens's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nationalist Chickens is ranked 118,506^th in the world and 8^th in The Democratic Assembly for Most Conservative, scoring 65.36 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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